Well, now, everything seems to have gone quite nicely so far. Just as long as no one steps in the "Rugrats" trap. Wouldn't want to have to clean that out again. It's far from a nice clean kill. When it comes to hunting Rugrats, give me a military sniper's rifle any day. Ah, well then. It would seem I have a few sloppily done web ring logos to show you… Gee I hope they look good with this snazzy green background! Yessir, this has got to be the greenest, prettiest, most cool looking green background ever. I hope it looks okay on your computer, because if it doesn't you probably need a new one! OR MAYBE, you're going insane! Anyway, lets check out the webrings on this cool green background!!!"

Huh. One webring? No one loves me? I guess that's all for now. But soon all will hear and obey the words of Uncle Jasper.

(No, not you, of course. You're better then the rest of them. You can be my "Number 2.")